Oprah Can You Hear Me?

So Jerry Springer stays at the Ritz Carlton Hotel, so what? The Ritz Carlton Hotel is part of the Water Tower Place building - Oprah Winfrey owns the two top floors!!

Well, good for her I guess. I just wish she'd answer the phone.
I spent the last 2 days with the phone glued to my ear, dialling her audience reservation number ... only to hear time & time again "We're sorry, all operators are busy. Please try again later". Yesterday it finally rings & my heart skips a beat. Then I hear "There are no more audience vacancies for the month of October. Please try calling again later for the November schedule."

AAAUUURRRGGHHHH!!!!!