Oh China ...

Spending 5 weeks in China, I had my fingers crossed that I would find some top notch "Manglish", mangled english. And sure enough, China did not disappoint.

The dessert section of the first Shanghai restaurant I ate in announced a refreshing dish of "Fresh Fruit with Crack Ice". Darn, I forgot my pipe ...

But Beijing proved to be the winner. These are signs from the Ladies toilets in my Beijing office. Yes, office.

I couldn't help but wonder if the person in the cubicle next to me was having their afternoon tea break in there.

 

Thank god someone finally told me how to get rid of those pesky dunghill stains.

And if something goes wrong with your dunghill?? No worries - you can be rushed here :